Lynley. And the crazies.

So...lynley and Tyler do this dance.
He attempts parenting her...
And she literally laughs in his face.

Literally.

Last night, he really tried.
He let her make a cake with him, and frost it pink. It was "messy and fun" (her words)

After eating wayyyy to big of a piece.. she asked for another. And was nicely told, not tonight.
So...she took a spatula to that entire cake and destroyed it.
I thought Ty wad gonna beat her.

So.. he proceeds to get her in trouble...and she just unleashed on him.

So now, I decide to step in.

I ask.het, why are you acting this way? Her reply?
"I just wanted to be mean to someone!"

What the?!

Ha ha

A few hours later at bedtime she comes in to Tyler and tells him if he doesn't read her a bed time story she's gonna slap him in the face.

Uh....

She also punched him in the "weiner".

Terrible 2's? No.

Terrible 3's more like.

Also.. after Tyler had just had it with her he looks at me. " she never stops talking! Ever!" Ha ha ha

There's no way she got that from her mother. Right?

** I was once told on a plane at age 7 or 8 by another little girl that I talked too much. I was so offended that I didn't let her play with my bathtime barbie. How rude!!**