funnies!

ok, so i have 2 funny stories for ya. if you have a little boy, or know one, or have seen on (ha) you'll love these.

#1--my little cousin, he's about 4, was at our great-grandma's house. and he was wearing a tshirt that had the word "china" on it. So gg says "ohhh look! you have you're "china" shirt on!" and he looks at her and replys "what?!? i don't have a "china", my MOM has a "china". I have a penis." hahaha i WISH i was there to see the look on my GG's face!

#2--last night tyler was helping out with the 11 yr old scouts. and a few of the boys wanted to swing on this holster lift thing that the leader had in is his garage. Ty warned the boys that he knew someone who got hooked "down there" and lost one of his "you know..." One of the boys said "i'd rather loose an arm then loose one of those!" and the other boy replyed, "your tellin me you'd rather be bad at sports?" the other boy was confused so he said it agian, "you'd rather be bad a sportts?" they boy was still not gettin it, at this point everyone was listening trying to get his meaning. exhasperated he finally said "YOU'RE TELLIN ME YOU'D RATHER BE BAD AT SPORTS THEN NOT BE ABLE TO PEE?" hahahaha all the other boys all just shrugged their shoulders and moved on. haha ty said it took everything in him not to bust up laughing. Hence the reason the "maturation" program exists in schools. ha!