poop/church/wind/oldmeninsuits/poop/malehorseyparts

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okay church: wellp first things first, our friends(who need to hang out withus more)(while children are in bed) sat by us. and they have this super cute little girl who lynley is in love with. we have this horse. and i bought it at like cal ranch or something..and the thing is detailed. hand painted even. and that horse is male. we know. wanna know how we know? well..it's male. and it's little maley parts are there, front & center. our friends little girl found this very interesting. and wanted to make sure that everyone else knew that this horse was male. loudly. funniest/cutest thing ever. sorry parents for giving sex-ed lessons during the sacarment!!

of course most of this account was told to me, second hadn. because me and Bean didn't even make it to sacrament. becasue she pooped her pants. so i went out like the wodnerful mother i am to change her bum. wellp we have 1pm church so i see an empty classroom and decide i'll just do it in there. (assuming for some unknown reason that everyone else's classes are over? ya i wasn't thinking) so..i get diariah diaper changed...as i'm putting on my only clean diaper...yeah. disaster strikes. as disaster strikes...a herd. yes a whole herd of men in suites start busting into our room! startled i quickly try and put back on the dirty diaper? yes that is what i did. and startled lynley tried to jump in my arms. yes. so. poop is naturally everywhere. the men are trying to politely ignore me and my mess...not to mention i'm sitting in a skirt that only reaches my knees on the ground. hmmm....nice right? so i take the diaper off her, throw it in the trash? yes. i'm horrible. and snap up her poop covered onsie. pick her up. and high tail it out of the building to the car. OH WAIT. tyler has lokced the car. who does that????? so..looks like i'm wlaking. in the freezing wind. covered in poop. with lynley spurting dia at any given second all over me. so we start walking.

we get to the house and i don't even know what to do. what would you do? so i go to our bathroom and start stripping her down. and then SHE POOPS AGIAN. (does this post containg the word poop too often>? yes. much to often) so. now she's freaking out. and i'm trying to be calm & collected. (while i am ahving to...ugh. i won't go into details..for your sake. hope your not eating right now)

so i put her in the shower--which freaks her out. she doesn't like seeing her own poo everywhere. poor thing. and then she slips and hits her head.
i finally get her cleaned off..get myself cleaned off..get my bathroom rugs in the washer, get her clothes in the washer, gey my clothes in the washer.

(deep breath)

so. fun right? haha

ok i'm done here. have a good day! bye.